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Here,I'll put stuff up such as quotes,FACTS!(hee hee!)and the secret to life itself.Y'know,trivial stuff like that.Let's start with quotes.
"Influence is a polite word for plagiarism" -GQ,July 1987
"Once,I was on a camping trip,and I got seperated from my party...and I looked up,and all of sudden there was a clearing,and I looked up, and I saw a giant sign that said 'WARNING! You have entered the Land of the Three-Named People!'" - A popular GG joke,and one of my favs.Yes,that's where I got the site name.I'd tell the rest of the joke but I don't want to spoil it.
"Once I was having dinner with Charles Manson,and in the middle of dinner he said,'Is it hot in here,or am I crazy?'" - Another popular GG joke.
"YOU FOOL!" - Hollywood Squares,Oct 1 1999.Classic episode.
"Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!" - GG as Iago from Aladdin.
"That's it. All Reports are in. Life is now officially unfair." - Iago from Return of Jafar.
"Nurse Kiki,remove my trousers!"- Dr. Peabody from Problem Child 3.*blah* Good quote,despite.
"Everybody's had them! Stallone,Schwarzenegger,the entire cast of Melrose Place! Heather Locklear! She used to have teeth out to here! She was a walking can opener! She could eat apples through a picket fence! NOW look at her! She's got a smile almost as sexy as mine!" -Dr. Peabody informing Junior about why braces aren't so bad. |
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Now here are the FACTS!(heehee) Look,I even type FACT! in uppercase to aid you in being annoyed.I'm going to enjoy this...
FACT!-How did Gilbert's get his squinty eyes? He used to squint them shut out of nervousness,which soon became his trademark.
FACT!-Most of his movie roles were ad-libbed!
FATC!-Some of Gilbert's favorite movies are the old Universal monster films!
FACT!-The FACT! beforehand was misspelled,and I use too many exclamation points!
FACT!-Gilbert once was slated for a guest role on Babylon 5,but he was unavailable.
FACT!-Gilbert is quite soft-spoken offstage!
FACT!-Gilbert has an onstage alter-ego named Murray,who makes fun of his jokes!
FACT!-Marlon Brando got mad and called the studio when Gilbert did impressions of him on Hollywood Squares!
FAT!-Is a word to describe the creator of this website!
FACT!-This website's design looks like someone sneezed on it!
FACT!-Once,a contestant on Hollywood Squares admitted that she crashed her car from laughing too hard when listening to "Dracula" Gottfried on Stern!
That's all for now.See that little bit of text on the menu that says,"Contact Me"? If you have any more FACTS!(hee!)click on it! |
